$30.00
Its always A Very MESSER Xmas in this ugly sweater lol!!! 2 color screen-printed on high quality Jerzee brand NuBlend fleece.
Christmas Gear
$5.00
Have a very MESSER Xmas with a pair of our balls hanging from your tree lol! Collect a new one every year!
Apparel
$30.00
The future is NOW!!! Be one of the cool kids with this color changing shirt featuring a vintage MESSER logo. Watch in amazement as the color shifts from purple when cold to pink when hot.
$20.00
This super soft relaxed shoulder fitting shirt features a large V-neck and works as an over-shirt, on its own, or even as pajamas!
$20.00
Let the world know you're Making Your Life Worth Fighting For with this graphic tee inspired by the protest signs seen in our music video for our single Make This Life!
$25.00
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$10.00
This shirt was designed by our team at Messatory Studios, prior to our debut album's release.
$30.00
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$15.00
This shirt was conceived by Maddox and Kevin, with the idea of celebrating our home, the area of Dallas known as Deep Ellum.
$25.00
Get ready for some cool weather with this black MESSER windbreaker. "M" logo in front and MESSER logo on back. Fleece lined with inside pocket too!
$40.00
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$15.00
This was designed by our team at Messatory Studios, prior to the release of our first album.
Hats
$15.00
Help Keep America Rockin' by sporting this patriotic cap! Or if you're lucky, catch one at show!! Limited to 50 units.
Stickers & Buttons
$8.00
Get 5 of our stickers, randomly selected by our Merch Girl, Colin. He might even throw in some old rare ones that aren't pictured!
Accessories
$15.00
Whiskey!!! Get your hands on this super limited "Laser" engraved shot glasses. Set of 4 so you don't have to drink alone!!
$4.50
Does your life stink? Make your life worth smelling with this limited edition MesseReFresheR air freshener. Smells like Everything Beautiful which for us on tour is the smell of clean laundry. Get one for the car, the bathroom or anywhere that could use a little MESSER. only 500 made
$50.00
This Centent Cymbal is "laser" engraved with the MESSER name. It not only looks great but sounds great too!!! Either on the wall or on the kit this bad boy is sure to have you kicking some major BrASS!!
*This is a real cymbal intended for use with a real drum kit, but it also makes a nice wall decoration :)
$120.00
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$99.00
Includes: -180g vinyl album -Compact Disc -7" vinyl single -Download card -Pair of guitar picks -5 MESSER buttons -5 Messer stickers -Bandana -Phone pop socket
Everything comes packaged in a super-limited custom music-playing box
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